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I did a selfie drawing.
Aug 30, 2014 / 25 notes

I did a selfie drawing.

Aug 30, 2014 / 15 notes

Imagine that anytime someone touched your naked body, they started crying.

That is what its like to be an onion.

Wake up.

Aug 29, 2014 / 1 note

I feel like such a creep downloading people’s OKCupid photos onto my phone, but if I don’t attach photos to people’s numbers, I’ll forget who they are!

Aug 29, 2014

It seems like everyone has a selfie with that big dirty mirror bean

Aug 29, 2014 / 16 notes

I went on a date last night with a hairy thin vegan bisexual whose seen every episode of doctor who ever. So basically me. My clone.

Aug 27, 2014 / 32 notes

Geez, how often does the average bisexual not come out to a gay person to save themselves the alienation and invalidation?

Aug 27, 2014 / 7 notes

When you just got fucked then walk down a flight of stairs.

Aug 26, 2014 / 8 notes

I don’t like being ahead of US time zones, I don’t know what the fuck they’re gonna get up to while I’m asleep.

Aug 26, 2014 / 95 notes

I don’t fall in love with genders, I fall in love with people…

…’s butts.

I never like pictures of me smiling, but I got a decent one, I think?  Will this make everyone fall in love with me on okcupid?
Aug 25, 2014 / 22 notes

I never like pictures of me smiling, but I got a decent one, I think?  Will this make everyone fall in love with me on okcupid?