I did a selfie drawing.
Imagine that anytime someone touched your naked body, they started crying.
That is what its like to be an onion.
I feel like such a creep downloading people’s OKCupid photos onto my phone, but if I don’t attach photos to people’s numbers, I’ll forget who they are!
It seems like everyone has a selfie with that big dirty mirror bean
I went on a date last night with a hairy thin vegan bisexual whose seen every episode of doctor who ever. So basically me. My clone.
Geez, how often does the average bisexual not come out to a gay person to save themselves the alienation and invalidation?
When you just got fucked then walk down a flight of stairs.
I don’t like being ahead of US time zones, I don’t know what the fuck they’re gonna get up to while I’m asleep.
I don’t fall in love with genders, I fall in love with people…
I never like pictures of me smiling, but I got a decent one, I think? Will this make everyone fall in love with me on okcupid?