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Jul 25, 2014 / 1 note

Is there a list of all the racist My Little Pony episodes that I should make a point of not showing my niblings?

Jul 25, 2014 / 8 notes

From now on, instead of identifying as bisexual (because its all just for the attention), I’ll just identify as whatever I appear to be at the time.

If I’m looking super femme and fancy a man, I’ll say I’m straight.

If I’m looking super femme and fancy a woman, I’ll say I’m gay.

If I fancy someone genderqueer, and I look super genderqueer, I’ll just alternate, really quickly switching back and forth between the two terms till they kind of blur.

"I’m gaystraightgaystraightgaystraightgaystraight."

Jul 24, 2014 / 30 notes

Sex guides for straight people really need to be labelled as such, it’s super misleading when you think it’s gonna be about just normal sex, and then you’re like, oh

Jul 23, 2014

Anyone driving up from London to Bicon got a spare spot in their car?

Or anyone got a place to crash?

I have not planned this out at all.

Jul 22, 2014 / 16 notes

Reminder that I wrote and illustrated this thing, and I’d love for you to read it:

Armadillo Boneyard

Jul 21, 2014 / 6 notes

I memorized this spell from some random Dr. Strange comic when I was a kid, and now I have no idea where its from, but can still recite it by heart:

In the name of the all seeing,
In the name of the all knowing,
In the name of the all freeing,
And the all bestowing,
Though the shadows now banish,
My amulet’s light,
In the name of Satannish, 
Protect us tonight.

Jul 20, 2014 / 187 notes

Pride should be radical and frightening for the hetero- and cisnormative.  It shouldn’t matter about making them comfortable. No matter how much they hate it, we are people too, and we deserve every second of our self expression.   

Gang way!  Make room!  The freaks are coming through, and you need to get used to it.

Jul 20, 2014 / 19 notes

I just want an old school chat room of genderqueer bisexuals who want to cYbErSeX 

Jul 17, 2014 / 4 notes

I think English flirting might be different from Texan flirting.  I’ll keep y’all posted.

Jul 17, 2014 / 72 notes

you know all these posts where its like “man builds his own tiny sustainable home with his bare hands” and it just leaves out the part where the man had like $40,000 lying around to do that with.